I’m pretty simple. I like hand holding and rough sex.
March 14th - 31st
Can’t fucking wait to be anywhere but here for a bit.
Feed me all your vegan treats and all your biscuits and gravies. Take me on coffee dates and let’s party
Yo Midwest, this is a kick-ass band, go see them live!
Yes yes yes. I missed them last time around due to work and I love this band!!!
Anytime I get an asinine message from an anon that’s intended to debase/shame/humiliate me, I go down the list in my head of potential dickbeaters that could come up with such an empty, trivial burn.
-Some Brooklyn Vegan editor
-a former client I banned from my workspace
-a scorned bitter customer from my part time job
-some message board dude (and yeah only dudes would use that language) that is mad that I don’t care for their misogynistic trash.
-a coked out hippie in the 12901 zip.
One thing is for certain though-they should definitely help themselves to a gun breakfast soon!
Anonymous asked: ¿yo sally, do u take it in da ass?
Who’s askin b/w where are your manners?
PATTON OSWALT: “This show is a way bigger deal than you think it is.”
JULIE KLAUSNER: “You’re a generation’s Letterman.”
TOM: “I thought I was a generation’s Elan Gale.”
Patton really got it right, and last night’s episode was profound even without J-Dubbs getting a character in.