Gretcha “Go Fetch!” Goyle: Yr worst nightmare: Archive

theoreticalgirl:

Today we are pleased to talk about one of the most unique LP collections we have had in years. It comes from a professor of music who is down-sizing. For several decades he collected some of the most unusual, cutting edge records made. From the early 60’s on, there are…

UGH… If “Music On A Long Thin Wire” is there I’m gonna lose it.

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toddbarry:

CAUGHT ON TAPE! PILOT TALKING TO PASSENGERS ABOUT LOUIS C.K.

This is nuts. I was on a flight to my vacation home. Suddenly the pilot gets on the P.A and starts talking about Louis C.K! Luckily I’d been transcribing jokes at the time, so my digital recorder was on. I caught the whole thing!

Dec 14, 2011139 notes

This Is Weird...

hi gang! There’s so many new people on here now… I wonder if we know each other personally… tell me about yourself?

Dec 14, 201111 notes

What is good sex like?

It’s kinda like early era REM meets late period Sublime, mixed with Fran Drescher reading any Don Delillo novel. Not reading out loud though, just reading.

Dec 14, 201116 notes

CAVEING IN, or "Mimi Was Right All This Time."

I avoided it because I thought too many keyboard cats and neon triangles were gabbing too much, but these G-Side jawns are sick.

Dec 14, 20112 notes

You're the man. Hope you'll still be working there in a few years. I plan on moving to Chicago once I finish college.

Thanks! But hopefully by then I’ll get that lucrative Garbageman job I’ve dreamt about since age 4.

Dec 14, 20112 notes

Solid Gold Hell The Scientists

When the bass finally kicks in on the chorus of “Solid Gold Hell” by the Scientists, and you just wanna throw a chair around the room.

Dec 14, 20113 notes

Another low point of your rant: "The Smiths / Off Chances nights are big with the queers." The queers? Go fuck yourself. (Sorry, that's not a question.)

As someone that identifies themselves as “queer” I am deeply offended by my own statement.

Dec 13, 2011

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dustyfinish:

is there a better band in america then Leather right now

There really really isn’t.

Dec 13, 20113 notes

#LeatherIsTheBestBandinAmericaRightNow

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Dec 13, 20112 notes

The low point of your rant is the statement "We’re not in the business of making money." Danny's is unequivocally, unarguably in the business of making money. That's why you charge money for drinks (at a mark-up, so the owner can make a profit). That's why you follow the laws (so they won't be fined or shut down). Saying that you're not in the business of making money makes you look like a liar and a fool. (Sorry, that's not a question.)

the low point is that the general social conditions of dumb entitled ~~crackers~~ jerk-offs drove me to write it.

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"tv’s" should be TVs and "DJ’s" should be DJs. There's no apostrophe because they aren't possessive; they're simply pluralized abbreviations. Didn't you ever take an English class? (Now that's a question.)

there’s actually a fair amount of errors in the piece, but I was late to get groceries, so I didn’t bother with the corrections. Thanks for your concern. Also congratulations… this is easily your proudest moment. I’m surprised you didn’t want to attach your name to this! But that’s the beauty of the internet… “anonymous” people can act like bullies so long as you hide your face. My name is right at the top… where’s yours?

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Dec 12, 2011

Also I had like a four hour dirty dream last night involving, like, a hundred ladies.

Dec 11, 20113 notes

#some I knew #some I didnt

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Dec 10, 2011

Gretcha “Go Fetch!” Goyle: Yr worst nightmare

December 2011

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