April 2011
18 posts
Things I've done in the Past 66 hours since...
—sleeping/waking up suddenly a thousand times easier.
—Harassed my cats
—increased drumming while driving
—begun work on what will be my most verbally abusive statement to any employee of Bank Of America.
—masturbated at a chimp-like rate (welcome back, morning boners)
—took pleasure in the Mac “Virtual DJ” app, and am ready for my dirty...
Someday I’ll shut the fuck up about the 90s...
Double Knots For Gerard.
This story is two stories, so here it goes…I’m sure everyone will be chiming in with their own stories about this guy, and they’re all going to be unique and funny and ridiculous.
Last May I drove one of my closest friends out to NY from Chicago… she decided to move to Queens to manage Goths; anyway, she had a day job immediately lined up on our arrival so I had a day or...
"Put this tie in tha shreddah..."
does anyone have a mp3 rip of “The Kid Stays In The Picture” audiobook? I’ll send you something really nice in return if you can help a man out.
Dead Slow
that’s how it went last night. I left work early as I was falling apart inside…after four theraflu’s and a shot of whiskey it was clear that whatever sickness inside me was going to stay.
are there such things as baby fevers? I laid down, wrapped myself in two blankets, and slept. 9 hours… maybe I slept? You know those moments where you’re sleeping and you wake up...
records are for listening →
oldtobegin:
not for flipping on ebay.
