the world according to nouns (she's a carnival):... →
modernistwitch: I was just thinking about the first show we played at 538 Johnson last summer and how friends were teasing us during our set about not being a punk band (because of how we sound) and Benny got serious for a moment and was like “Fuck you, we ARE a punk band.” And we are. The thing is, real… This is all in relation to how I view my band.
bluesigloo: Tom Scharpling resurrects and murders The Lizard King. this is still a household joke, and it’s also where my love for scharpling found—in his words—“the fourth gear.”
Canadian Anarchist Punk Ensemble
plays music festival with egregious corporate sponsorship. tags: heineken; ikea; axe body spray; remember when they wanted to blow up every entrance into Montreal?
I know this has been beaten to death but...
I have a real hard time taking a band named GRIMES seriously.
stephen has asked me to describe his facial...
modernistwitch: I can only describe them as “various manifestations of searing lust.” I was expecting more, but…yeah.
douglasmartini replied to your post: For How Much Longer Must We Tolerate… Onions are the best. Especially red ones. What you believe in is a fairytale!
For How Much Longer Must We Tolerate...
innajunglestylee replied to your post: oldtobegin said: go on. okay, so… #1. let me… You left out “Phil Collins air guitar” as a reason to hate this video. But it’s still less smarmy than “Billy Don’t You Lose My Number.” TOTALLY MEANT TO BRING THIS UP, ALONG WITH HIS STUPID LIL JUMP AT THE BEGINNING.
oldtobegin said: go on. okay, so… #1. let me get this straight, there’s like five people in the bar, and then Sussudio is the clarion call for the entire town to pile in? #2. The fuck did that horn section come from? b/w why is this band so happy to be jamming this new one out when they’ve been eating it on stage for the last 30 minutes? #3. Modern British Imperialism...
and I have so many issues with Phil Collins’ “Sussudio” video.
“I can’t tell who’s in this fucking crowd, but if you’re young women, you better take to the fucking streets. Cause they’ll take this shit away from you, you better go out and claim your fucking rights. Don’t be passive; don’t get all high and drunk and wake up the next day saying ‘well I wanted to do it,’ YOU FUCKING DO IT… you cannot be...
just had a hearing test done.
I’m apparently “normal.” Quite the relief… between the whole “wearing ear plugs more often than not” and the uncontrollable ear-wax build up I guess I’m skirting by alright.
"Mostly, we sat around playing Sun Ra records.... →
Robert Wyatt goes deep… (also, the last sentence fully sums up my world view at 35 years old, to the point that I almost started crying.)
markdawursk answered your question: here’s an opportunity for you. Which side does Colonel Ouchy dress to ? The Right.
other fun facts about Colonel Ouchy
-Born Colonel, he was part of a fleet of babies that stormed Noriega’s compound. -he was a consultant on the movie “Houseguest.” -Joan Baez once punched him in the mouth. -did beats for The 2 Live Jews -he cares not for the well being of your relationship. -Loves both The Ying Yang Twins and Sleater Kinney. -Sleeps in Sensory Deprivation Tank filled with Witch Hazel.
douglasmartini answered your question: here’s an opportunity for you. Does Colonel Ouchy sometimes trip on a tree branch or a hole in the sidewalk and try to play it off all cool and shit? When Colonel Ouchy was born, the doctors warned his parents that all tree branches would cower in fear of his presence. Since that day he has had no need to walk on sidewalks.
here's an opportunity for you.
I will now field any and all questions you may have about a special man in my life. He goes by the name “Colonel Ouchy.” any questions?