abloodymess asked: Hey! You guys played great. I was knocked out. More impressed than I figured I would be. Way to go.
“Pretty sure he’s just been getting high and playing a Bob Welch album on infinite repeat for the last week.” My boss, in response to a local publication inquiring as to how to contact me.
i like pootie tang more than anchorman or wet hot...
oldtobegin: natepatrin: oldtobegin: there, i said it If I were given a choice between a chance to see The Day the Clown Cried and a chance to see the version of Pootie Tang that Louis CK wanted to put out before studio meddling messed with it, I would go with the latter. (What we wound up with was still worth it, though.) only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that...
More Fake Limbs stuff.
Pre-order for the vinyl is here and it comes with a downlord. We play this thursday night at quenchers, with the legendary Bottomless Pit and the mighty Police Teeth from Seattle. We play first… wear loose clothing, but keep it fancy. We’re also not into cutting so draw your brakes.
I think spending the first twenty minutes of my day informing dudes why I don’t find their stupid rape jokes “funny” is a very strong alternative to coffee.
I am Very Busy and Important.: I have been... →
ladyatheist: shelfofawesome: sophie-von-bayern: …of names, addresses, photos and other personal information about LGBTQ people around the world to establish a LGBTQ database in order to out these LGBTQ people against their will to their friends, families and employers. In… Reported and Reblogged.
Here is fake limbs’ new practice space!
ellenbee replied to your post: My Birthday Sucks. i am craving st patricks day booty jams You’re going to have to leave the house…you ready for that? :)
istealforksfromrestaurants replied to your post:My Birthday Sucks. Does St Patricks Day happen at Danny’s? That seems weird. Yes and No? There’s a trash can by the door, and people have to dump all that shit into the garbage can if they want to get in; so, in that sense “no.” BUT, in the sense that we have to place a garbage can outside and tell knuckleheads that they have to...
My Birthday Sucks.
Straight up; it sucks. Every year, every town I live in, pure suckage. You see, my birthday is March 17th…St. Patrick’s Day. I can’t go out with friends, I can’t say “Let’s Meet Somewhere For Drinks” and I can barely stand to be in the streets without some asshole in an oversized floppy hat and beads just making me hate the world. This year? I...
Fake Limbs debut album available for download! →
Here it is. Still not sure if it’s an EP or a Full Length, but yeah… Fake Limbs. Chicago. Arrogance, solos, hand held mic, songs about assholes and failed attempts at fucking. Vinyl w/download comes out in either late April/Early May. Download is available now. We don’t sound like VOID, so don’t get your hopes up. However, at a time when 90% of all current bands are...
istealforksfromrestaurants: apdt: I’ve created a fund on GoFundMe to support Mark’s family and assist them in this difficult time. Please contribute what you can to continue the legacy of this Queen. Mark Aguhar was a Goddess, a Queen, a Friend. This page is designed to support Mark’s family and create a dialogue for those grieving the loss of Mark. Please contribute what you can and keep...
Logan Theatre announces soft opening - Saturday,...
chiboulevards: See you there! awesome, now do a back to back of “Get Crazy” and “Tougher Than Leather.”
Modern Day Lynching →
bawsism: Excuse me while I go outside, murder a racist white person (there are plenty near where I live everywhere, trust me) and make up a transparently horseshit story in order to restore balance to the world. I’ll be back in a few. By “back” I mean “back of a police vehicle”, because things like this only work in one direction and if you think otherwise, you should do the world a favor and...
Adam McKay “Neil Armstrong: The Ohio Years.”
abloodymess asked: i am a little surprised that you didnt have it already. i am slowly hunting down all their stuff...well not ALL, but all the stuff I want.
Teaser/samples from the upcoming Tony Conrad documentary.
I seriously need that Howard Cosell book.
Monday Night Football: The Cartoon (The Script)
Tom Scharpling & Brian Musikoff dredge up a lost hallow of TV History.
That boxset set something off
Because I’m listening to Pauls Boutique right now, and I’m reveling in it’s stupidity as well as it’s brilliance. The summer between 7th and 8th grade this came out. Since it’s release, I’ve heard albums they lifted float in and out of my life. When I bought the tape, I probably “got” half of it. It was just so layered, so reverent, so peppered with...