Big Wheel In The Comedy Scene “Hey, do you want to go to the Second City Show with Fred Schnieder and I?”
Me: “I…I have housework to do.” (I really do. Got back yesterday and our house sucks, and blah, and I’m trying to not smoke, and I’m sad and horny and those two things are all I have to keep myself from slugging chumps in the face.)
Big Wheel In The Comedy Scene “That’s cool…have fun.”
Me (two minutes later): “THE FUCK DID I JUST DO?!?!?!?!”
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istealforksfromrestaurants said:
You mean, Fred Schnieder, Fred Schnieder?
churchofmeat said:
nice
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ellenbee said:
sad and horny! how dare you coopt my lifestyle
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